WTF everybody is getting sick

Just did a profile on myself and it so happens that all my ex-girlfriends are older than me by days, months or years for some apparent reason i am attracted to older women i dont know why but thats me. I find profiling people intresting so if anyone wants me to do a profile on you hand me some pictures of yourself with a general description and i will do one on you.

Anyhow today was really creepy like 2 people didnt come to class today and i ended up having to present lile 1/2 the presentation because I DID HALF OF IT AND IT WAS SO FAIL because my teammembers said present what you did and i was like "EH? O.o" i finished the worksheet before the faci even started the 1st meeting and the presentation before the 2nd meeting even ended so TO YOU 2 NUTCASES WHO SKIPPED TODAY'S CLASS YOU MISSED OUT ON AN "A". Played CS throughout the whole 2nd break other than going to have lunch but overall it was a relaxing day and well i am going to prepare myself for the faci who is going to act like a bastard child for my IT Project Management on thursday and hopefully he would like give me an "A" >.<

Ok fellas i know everyone is getting sick with flu headaches or something like that SO THE ONE AND ONLY EPIC MUDKIPZ IS GONNA GIVE U FELLAS A SOLUTION THE NATURAL WAY it works kay been there done it.

Flu
Bowl of hot water
Eucalyptus oil
Towel


Step 1: Boil a bowl of hot water
Step 2: Drip a few drops of eucalyptus oil into the water
Step 3: Put the towel over your head and breath in the steam that evaporates from the solution for the next 5 - 10 mins


Headaches
Knife
Lemon that is yellow not green
Bed

Step 1: Peel the lemon
Step 2: Toss the lemon away keep what you peeled
Step 3: Put the lemon hull on your forehead with the yellow side up

Note: you dont really need to toss the lemon away u can make tea with it and tea helps to sooth the soul

Cough
Honey
Lemon
Cup of hot water
Tea spoon

Step 1: Boil the water
Step 2: Squeeze the lemon and toss it
Step 3: Add 2 teaspoons of honey into the water with lemon juice and mix thoroughly
Step 4: Drink it

Disclaimer: If you die don't look for me i wont be responsible for your death but most people i have told to do this has said it works and its 10 times cheaper then going to a doctor.


All of these illnesses are stress and fatigue induced its the school period so i know everyone is stressed unless your me because mudkips dont feel stress or fatigue we do random shit all the time >.< if you guys need help on issues do tell i will be glad to help.



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