The life of a epic mudkip

Total site revamp

2009-10-28T16:29:00.000-07:00

Well since i dont really use this anymore i ama revamp it for RevoBrigade - Revo AVA clan soon

BLANKKKKKKKKKK

2009-10-18T07:22:00.000-07:00

RAWRRR nvm i am nuts >.<

O.o

2009-10-17T05:36:00.001-07:00

O.o this is what happened when i saw a guy who is in his early 20's 'making out' with a lady thats 30 odd thats some age gap O_O

Food for thought

2009-10-13T03:49:00.000-07:00

the body can wither can die but the mind can weather all the lies, illusions and disloyalty without being lost, the heart can tough the poison of hatred without being polluted and the soul has the potential for greatness beyond any other.

FUCK MSN

2009-10-08T17:13:00.000-07:00

Spent the whole night fixing my msn -.- wtf is wrong with microsoft end up switching messenger services. Well link is up for the ASUS talk limited to a 100 people sooo xD FIRST COME FIRST SERVED WHEEEEE.......

PS: i think i have gone insane

Looking for Nanny

2009-10-06T23:59:00.000-07:00

Sup people my nephew is expected to arrive in like 3 months and my sis is looking for a nanny around the hougang area call/msn me

I AM INSANE

2009-10-04T02:36:00.000-07:00

Dunno why i did this but its probably cos i am insane...I went and looked through how the world changed throughout the ages from medieval times to the modern age... I came up with this for everyone who has tried to or changed the world they always did it by piling up bodies of their soldiers and enemies so much that they formed mountains, created oceans of blood and filled the air with death...

OH MY GOD

2009-10-01T19:46:00.000-07:00

Woke up and saw this in webmail O_O

Dear students,

Congratulation to all of you. Your FYP have been selected for the Open House 2010. The Open house is scheduled on the 1st week of 2010. I will inform all of you on the actual location of your booth later.

1. For those web applications, please upload your source code to the SIT server.

2. Those FYPs that required special equipment during the open house, please inform me asap.

3. Please ensure that your application is free of bug. There will be people from companies, institutions & etc. visiting RP. Some of them will ask questions about your FYP and you will be required to do a demo.

2 words holy shit

Feh

2009-09-30T10:58:00.000-07:00

Other then working my ass off i havent spent a single moment of this holiday with family or friends this kind of shit has never happened before in my whole life.... Suppose its my way of keeping my mind of stuff it gets worse every year couple of my old friends tell me its the cause of my problems i suppose they're right nothing has gone well since then....

No need for work next sem

2009-09-27T17:10:00.000-07:00

with the income comming in this month + the remainder in my bank account i wont need to work till the end of next sem =D wheeee super relax semester here i come xD

Alliance of vailant arms

2009-09-22T05:17:00.000-07:00

BACK HOME FROM WORK BECAUSE OF A COLD =X caught it while going for patrol in the rain T_T hope tml will recover so i wan work. I NEEDZ MONEYZ NO MONEYZ = NEXT SEM CNT PAY SCH FEES = FAIL SEM 2 :(

Well i have a new game to introduce you people today ITS CALLED ALLIANCE OF VALIANT ARMS the global version will be out soon but ATM i am playing the jap version :)

Heres a demo of me and my trusty M24 its my lifeblood and i have named her Kelly as a tribute. I have never used any other gun except the M24 and the p226 sigsuar which was given at the start and only purchased upgrades. Many english players always asked me why not switch to something more powerful per-say a 1 hit sniper... I say NO M24 IS PURE SKILL 1 HIT GUNS ARE FOR BOBLEESWAGGER WANNABES.

Anyhow heres the vid i promised its 10 mins long and yeah some noob shots here and there but well thats me hehe... My ign is tenken here goes

Life

2009-09-20T22:49:00.000-07:00

Never confuse the tangible with the intangible my mother always says god gave her luck on stock market but lets be pragmatic here you cant see god "he" is intangible and if he gave you luck that means at the same time he is screwing a billion people over world wide and giving good luck to another billion people else where.

FYP2 ALLOCATION IS OUT BABY

2009-09-17T07:49:00.000-07:00

AS THE TITLE SAYS ITS OUT SO START CODING/DESIGNING/DOING WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO =X....

Lets have a minutes silence for those who are doing frankie cha's The Viridis Portal holy shit to you guys you are either crazy or dam fucking suay 13 main requirements with more then 10 sub requirements good luck....

ALSO TO ALL WHO DOING THE VMWARE ENVIRONMENT OBSERVATION HOPE WE ALL GET A COS WILLIAM KWOK IS BIG ON GIVING A's TO STUDENTS xD

Ethics and morals

2009-09-15T22:15:00.000-07:00

What is the difference between ethics, morals and pragmatism ..

The ethical man knows he should not cheat on his wife, the moral man doesn't but the pragmatic man chooses a compromise between the two.

oh well

2009-09-15T07:23:00.000-07:00

While walking from esplanade to cityhall MRT i bumped into a couple of my church friends from like 5 years ago i was shocked they still remember me i mean its 1/2 a decade...
JiHui: eh how come you dont come to church anymore ah? Come la the lord is always there for us even when we forsake him...
Me: I am a pragmatic person i dont really believe in something or someone intangible anymore.
The gang: Stunned silence
Me: Bye

Searching for the place called home

2009-09-09T06:56:00.000-07:00

Its the small things they do that you remember... Attended kelly's memorial today with her parents its never easy... Her mother told me "i still remember how you 2 met you were babies and i put kelly in your baby crib she was crying and you tossed your seal at her because you wanted to sleep....."
Then she asked "how do you deal with it?"
Me"Ask yourself the same question everyday until you find the answer...."
Her dad" what did you find?"
Me "Sometimes the answers elude you until you are ready"

DEATH

2009-09-03T22:36:00.000-07:00

DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSES ME
nah juz kidding anyhow who needs vista activator tell me i have edited the prog for fresh keys with the contribution from a certain tertiary institute (not RP)

ah well

2009-08-26T07:32:00.000-07:00

ended a sour relationship today and feels like a free man..... and i has a new baby nephew to kick about soon =)

end of alot of things

2009-08-25T06:30:00.000-07:00

today marks the end of UT, sem 1 and another relationship....

self destruct mode == 1

2009-08-24T06:12:00.000-07:00

quarrel with my gf till like 6am this morn because she thinks i care about my sister more then her. DUH MY SISTER U CRAZY CHINK + SHES PREGNANT... and to think we just patched like 2 weeks ago wad the fuck is wrong with this picture.... This relationship is headed nowhere..

Anyhow i am getting a baby nephew soon which means I HAS SOME ONE TO KICK AROUND FOR THE NEXT 10-20 YEARS OR SO =D... STRESS BALL!!!111oneoneone..............

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

2009-08-20T05:51:00.001-07:00

Self destructed this morn woke up at 7am and got ready to go sch when i opened LEO i realized it was week 16 LOLOLOLOL....... Went to school anyway to meet up with jezz and ah boon to study for tml network infra UT. Hope network infra can get GPA 4 then nxt sem dun nd take another module cos of chan kai hong.... FUCK YOU CHAN KAI HONG

$_$

2009-08-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

After school today i went to the bus interchange and i saw the epicly long queue for 161 just when i was going to join the queue my boss called me and called me to go take over some newbie cos he had diarrhea which means no shoving of toxic waste down my sis throat and feeling guilty after that $_$.. UT3 is coming and i havent studied a single shit and worst of all UT's happening at 830 in the morning wad the fuck i have to wake up at 6am just to go school for UT.... Worse of all i saw chan kai hong on the way home from work today at AMK and i felt like smacking the shit out of him when he asked me why i didnt go class on friday.

wheeeeee

2009-08-15T07:00:00.000-07:00

weekends = $$ but this week no job cos all my bosses decided to go on holiday to bintan @_@.... closed my citibank account and opened a UOB account cos UOB has better card benefits...... slacking at home like nobody's business dying my own hair nw. Gotta head over to sis's place tml morn to force strange herbal soup with red dates that gives off a peculiar smell and tastes bitter and REALLY REALLY SPICY cos of little pepper balls. Luckily my sis lives 2 blocks away so i can go over to her place and get away from the smell. Well wed is the day where we find out if my sis has twins and if he/she/them is a boy or a girl... my sis hopes its a girl so she can have a cute little angel (my sis is a demon spawn from hell when she was a kid) while my parents well they want a baby boy(parents will be parents)..... for me either one is fine a boy would mean i have someone to kick around for a while and a girl well i will think of something later...

=D

2009-08-13T09:14:00.001-07:00

Finally got strike off something from my long to do list. Sort my shit out with my parents ytd. And heck my sister is pregnant 3 months (grats) and my mum cooks funny stuff for her like papaya beef soup and i was like WTF? How the hell do u cook papaya with beef in soup????!!!!! Anyhow my sis is crazy she is pregnant and she refuses to eat i had to literally shove food down her throat because bro in law is off in reservist training... Heading over there now to bring her some black chicken soup in some strange herb thingy my mum cooked for her it smells disgusting. Imagine you come home to a house smelling like poison after a nice dinner. And the dam soup thing is supposed to be her breakfast(how the hell do u eat stuff that smells like toxic waste for breakfast). If my wife gets pregnant i am never telling my mother until the baby is born.

dinnar wib parents

2009-08-12T03:13:00.001-07:00

well going out for dinner with my parents in a bid to set my shit straight since i havent talked to them properly in years ever since i was sec 3..... hope this goes well then i can focus on other stuff

disfuntional family

2009-08-08T06:58:00.000-07:00

Well parents returned... The house is once again messy as hell.. well it was never clean when my mum is around she has to much stuff... I wake up go to the kitchen see my mum we dont talk not even a hi or good morning... I walk to the living room see my dad walk past him to the balcony get my clothes and walk back to my room without a squeak.... I had no idea when was the lasttime i actually sat down and talked to them but i guess its time i set my shit straight.

2009-08-03T04:34:00.000-07:00

A couple of girls at my workplace have asked me how do i always manage to fire a revolver 6 times in succession and yet still be able to hit my targets with accuracy because they want to pass the next firearms proficiency. I used to have this problem myself back in NCC when i was in secondary school i couldn't fire multiple shots in succession and still have accuracy until i came up with this.

To do this you need to be able to control your breathing and hold your breath. In a regular shooting style that is widely taught it is said to shoot one bullet per breath for accuracy. But that constitutes to waste of time and in real life if you are going up against 1 on 1 and you miss you die. And we know that revolver iron sights suck as hell

Heres my technique
Stuff u need to know
1. How to control your breathing (god dam if you dont know)
2. Learn how to take deep breaths (do some swimming)
3. Have enough muscle on the back of your wrists to withstand recoil(a must)
4. Get over the fear of muzzle flash and sound when the bullet fires
5. PS2 with a gun game and a gun that has a sliding handle when you shoot and has a training mode where you can see where your bullets land.(optional but good to have)

Here is my technique (first time users)
On the range you have about 1 minute to shoot of 6 rounds
1. First 10-20 seconds you have to pace your breathing to match your heart rate
2. Take a deep breath and fire off 3 bullets
3. Breath out
4. Take another deep breath and fire off another 3 bullets
this should take up one minute

For more advanced users you can fire off all 6 rounds with 1 breath no problem but you can only do this twice or thrice in succession at best with accuracy.

However this technique has a drawback because you hold your breath and shoot multiple rounds in succession, you have a problem whereby the oxygen level in your blood decreases and thus would make your heart pump faster and cause adrenaline to pump into your veins making your hand unsteady which would mean that your accuracy is decreased. I have tried and tested that on my own using my PS2 and this actually happened. Another drawback of this technique is its not really suited for girls as they generally aren't able to control recoil as well as guys due to body weight and lack of muscle at the back of the wrist. If you cant control the recoil and your gun shifts to high up you lose accuracy over time when you hold your breath as you need to spend time to readjust the gun back to firing position.

A few things to take note this technique is not for everyone because everyone has their own style but if you do need more help on how i do this you can ask me. Also the reason why i suggested to have a gun for the ps2 with a sliding handle is that even though the sliding handle doesn't actually portrays the actual recoil it is at least something to practice with. Last for the love of god please do not use this technique on computer games it doesn't work that way.

2009-08-03T04:10:00.001-07:00

somebody once asked me what is your greatest fear..... my answer: when i fight to protect what i love i fear that when i return they will not be there anymore

2009-08-02T16:44:00.000-07:00

bday tml and i just know my friends are going to make me do stupid shit during the dinner at glass house... god dam i am going to kill those guys

2009-07-25T20:34:00.000-07:00

In memory of Kelly Ong Yan Qing you would be 22 today if that didn't happen i still remember it was today 6 years ago that you gave me this

2009-07-25T19:18:00.000-07:00

officially i has given up fixing the CSS... Currently looking for a 4th FYP team member so we can do something constructive even if u dont know shit we will teach you if you are willing to learn =D

2009-07-23T22:30:00.001-07:00

GOD DAMMED EPIC CROCODILE

2009-07-20T07:57:00.000-07:00

fuh bday comming up and also somewhat the day i leave my past behind and walk towards the future

2009-07-18T03:11:00.000-07:00

I keep telling myself to say it but i never seem to be able to... I need to forget the past and move on towards the future

2009-07-17T04:40:00.001-07:00

I will wait for you till the end of time

2009-07-12T02:49:00.000-07:00

Do not let the failures of yesterday affect the success of today or the hope tomorrow.

Bad friday

2009-07-10T03:48:00.001-07:00

Self declared holiday today so i could do my fyp report but i had to work overtime and i got home at 10am which is actually quite late. Then at 2pm whilst in lalaland a housing agent called me because he had a buyer for 'The Seaview' 1 of 3 condos i have been trying to help my parents get off the shelf for sometime. I had to take a bus for 1 and 1/2 hours before reaching it was a fkin torture... SO NOTHING DONE ON MY FYP REPORT AND I MISSED A IG MEETING BECAUSE THE BUYER CANT WAIT TILL SATURDAY BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO PAY EXTRA FOR ALL THE FURNITURE HE KEEPS AT THE WAREHOUSE. Anyhow 1 condo down 2 more to go

Currently seeking buyers for another 2 condo units 5mins from baungkok MRT station which is a self sustained community with a 24hour supermarket and coffeshop one is a pool view (yes you can see people swimming clearly you have a nice view of people tanning to) and another is a park/city view) both units does not have afternoon sun and comes fitted with a coded lock for security purposes(yes there is also a scanner thingy for people with memory problems) and are fully renovated and a furnished hall + dining table and a chandelier with a master bed for the master bed room and blinds for bath rooms going at 880k-950k or $800psf any one interested or knows anyone interested can e-mail me at darren_fox@hotmail.com or IM (preferred)

2009-07-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

A friend asked me this
qtn: How do you get over the death of your 'loved' one
Ans: You ask yourself the same question everyday until you find the answer

REDOING SAD AGAIN

2009-06-25T09:34:00.000-07:00

THANKS TO MY FYP MEMBER SHUN HUI WHO SPAM MY POWER BUTTON WHEN I WAS HIBERNATING MY LAPTOP HE CORRUPTED MY USER PROFILE AND I ONLY HAVE ONE USER ACCOUNT TO LOG IN WITH.... Did a roll back and the date was like one week ago so i have to redo my SAD again.... Right nw taking a break cos i juz finish all the use case specs FUHFUH ANYONE WHO STAY AT HOUGANG WANNA GO OUT EAT SMTH

2009-06-23T09:12:00.000-07:00

The dreams of yesterday is the hope for today and the reality of tomorrow.

Sianness on a sunday

2009-06-20T20:02:00.000-07:00

OK its a sunday and i am bored out of my mind. Currently redoing fyp's SAD section because frankie cha wanted us to do coding first b4 starting on the SAD section.

I met my pastor from a church i attended still 5 years ago and he asked why i do not attend church anymore i replied "faith in god is a blessing i have yet to receive". Then he said "Religion is flawed. But it is faith that keeps religion alive. Trust onto him and he shall direct your path". I was like eh?!?!?!?! Then i remembered sometime ago a good friend from church told me before we went our separate ways due to personal reasons "even if you have lost faith he shall welcome you back with open arms when you return".

BBQ for ASUS at 11am next saturday and i work till like 10am O_O LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the urber lateness here i come

OH SNAP NV STUDY FOR UT LOLOL

2009-06-15T00:29:00.000-07:00

LOL SHIT ITS IVAN WEE'S UT TML AND I HAVENT STUDIED A SINGLE THING
TIME TO QUIT MY JOB AND GET SERIOUS WITH STUDIES OR I ANI'T GONNA GET EVEN GPA 2.5 WHEN I GRADUATE @_@

anyhow working on a thesis on world war 3 and stuff @_@

lol shit

2009-05-26T03:30:00.000-07:00

Ever had one of those days where you were walking and your friend sneaks up on you and tries to scare u shitless >.< That happened today on my way home and ninja tossed her to the ground as a reflex act in front of half a dozen of her friends. One thing is every since i joined the security industry i have been really jumpy somehow i just know when people are following me and i walk really fast.. TO Angela you know how i feel about apologies sooo @_@ hope i didnt break anything

Reasons to stay single

2009-05-23T04:32:00.000-07:00

Just saw my ex-gf at the mall it was the most awkward shit ever she wanted to talk but i just walked past like she was non-existent. Anyhow i have a list why i would never date anyone else for sometime and here it is.

1. Love blinds people from the truth
2. Relationship problems are the hardest to solve
3. Money is always involved
4. Having a relationship is like holding a grenade with its pin removed you never know when it will explode
5. Humans are weak and fickle minded
6. If you made the wrong choice you have to live with it
7. Valentine’s day costs less
8. You get to decide when you go to bed
9. The annoying friends that you have to deal with are your own
10. You are the master of ever remote control of the house
11. You never have to make excuses for yourself
12. No extra birthdays to remember
13. More time for yourself
14. No one will raid your fridge in the middle of the night
15. You can decorate to whatever the hell you want
16. You do not need to share stuff
17. The only one spending money is you
18. Single parent kids get more financial aid
19. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need to make more money."
20. The only mood swings you have are your own
21. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there
22. Divorce is expensive
23. Fewer minutes spent on the phone
24. No nagging except from your mother
25. You never have to answer to anything “right now”
26. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
27. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it
28. Things stay where you put them
29. You can take out the trash when you feel like it
30. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound it fucks your over then leaves you to die in pain
31. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped
32. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first
33. You don’t have to change your religious believes because of him/her
34. The only debts you have to pay off are your own
35. The only disasters you have to fix are your own
36. If an argument starts, you can just walk away... FOREVER
37. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents
38. You don't have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues about it
39. No extra families to shop for during the holiday season
40. If you buy something expensive and delicious you only have to buy one share
41. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss
42. Every fucking thing in the house is yours
43. The human race is on a downward spiral to destruction
44. Less stuff to move when you do move to somewhere else
45. You get to go wherever the hell you want when you decide to
46. No wedding messes to deal with
47. You can still get laid. Maybe more often than a married one. Certainly with more variety
48. Silence is golden
49. You may give up everything only to lose everything
50. Love is an illusion that is casted when you fall into it
51. The only imperfections you have to deal with are your own
52. You never have to sleep on pillows soaked in tears
53. You will never understand the opposite gender
54. You never have to deal with shitty hangovers unless they are your own
55. You choose what you want to eat.
56. You never have to worry about dating a twin
57. 24hours a day is never enough
58. The red thread theory is fucking bullshit
59. There is no such bullshit “sharing a moment where it will last till the end”
60. You won’t have a second mother

Disclaimer: Everything here is written by me through deep thought and experience and I am still working on the rest of the list hopefully I will be done before I die in some horrific violent way or when the world comes to an end.

FUCKED UP WEEK

2009-05-22T22:41:00.000-07:00

End of a shitty week here i come... First last thursday i quarrelled with the faci and got a D because i voiced out when no one else would. Then on monday i skipped half a lesson because i felt dam bored in class. On tue night i almost dislocated my shoulder because some drunk asshole decided he wanted to fight instead of leaving the party and i had to go to school for a freaking UT on wed when i had no school. Thursday i skipped class because i didnt want to see the faci and i just failed my NAPFA SHIT SO 13 WEEKS OF PE HERE I COME!!!!1111111 Then i discovered that i got a C for ivan wee's class because i left my teammates to die while i worked on the worksheet and i think the rest of the team got a D whoops my bad sorry @_@

Anyhow my FYP IS URBER BEHIND SCHEDULE >.< AND THANKS TO HAJA YOU MADE ME REDO OSPF 3 TIMES DURING IVAN WEE'S CLASS...........

Well i have a list on rules of life and now i am working on reasons i want to say single lol anyone interested get it for me =X

Different types of students in RP

2009-05-12T19:55:00.000-07:00

Well i have been building a profile of students in RP in general so here is what i have come up with

1st. The chiongster type
The chiongster type would come into class set up his laptop and when the facilitator publishes the problem statement he would download it instantly and start working on the problem of the day. He is usually the one who gets the A's and is favored by the class as the guru. Sorry to say all the chiongsters i know are males.

2nd. The Superhero
The superhero is someone that comes late for class but does everything and anything to try and make up for his -0.5 grade. Usually the one who does the most in the team other than the chiongster

3rd. Restaurant city freaks
Restaurant city freaks have a daily routine. Come for class be it early or late sit down and log on to facebook-restaurant city and stare at the screen all day. This type of people dont do anything until you tell them what to do and usually gets C's or D's.

4th. Unsung hero
Basically a chiongster but is largely ignored by everyone in the class because he is always being the low key guy and gets C's even though he did the whole presentation himself

5th. Bochap
Bochap is the kind of guy that comes into class sits down and doesnt do jack shit even of you tell him to. The type of guy/gal that gets constant C's for every lesson with occasional D's or F's

6th. The sotong
Sotongs come to class late with a empty mind. They do what they are told and they ask for clarification if needed but reads off the slides or notes they put somewhere. They are usually the type that gets B's with the occasional C every once in a while.

7th. The repeat student
This is perhaps the smallest community in RP they are mostly a combination of Resturant city freaks and Sotongs with the addtion of having the sad emo look of "wtf study again so sian". This group are usually sad and emo because most of their friends have graduated and it would be nice to keep em company because they are the ones with the 6p's (i didn't mean that i am nice to everyone =D). This is the group who are usually keen to learn because they really need to pass espiecially if they are in year 4 or higher because if they move on to year 6 they will have to pay the full school fees.

8th. Ninja
This group conisits of students who are most like ninjas in reallife. They come to class and they dont do anything. But somehow when they present they know everything and gets an A. When they leave for breaks they dont make a sound and you wont know they are gone till you stop what you are doing and take a look around your surroundings.

9th. The gamer guy
The guy with all the games and PC apps he is usually the one who gives out free stuff all the time and you him playing PC games (not resturant city) all day in class.
-9.1: The gamer dude who chiongs the problem of the day and then plays game for the remainder of the day and gets an "A" usually.
-9.2: The epic gamer. Comes to class to play games so he can save electricity bill at home and get a C so he can graduate.

10th. Worthless buggers
This is the type you never want to have in your group. They are the ones that do not do anything and when it comes to presentation they read off slides you made (u know how to sabo them alrd =D). They come late and are usually the ones to move on to the repeat student category.

WTF everybody is getting sick

2009-05-12T07:41:00.000-07:00

Just did a profile on myself and it so happens that all my ex-girlfriends are older than me by days, months or years for some apparent reason i am attracted to older women i dont know why but thats me. I find profiling people intresting so if anyone wants me to do a profile on you hand me some pictures of yourself with a general description and i will do one on you.

Anyhow today was really creepy like 2 people didnt come to class today and i ended up having to present lile 1/2 the presentation because I DID HALF OF IT AND IT WAS SO FAIL because my teammembers said present what you did and i was like "EH? O.o" i finished the worksheet before the faci even started the 1st meeting and the presentation before the 2nd meeting even ended so TO YOU 2 NUTCASES WHO SKIPPED TODAY'S CLASS YOU MISSED OUT ON AN "A". Played CS throughout the whole 2nd break other than going to have lunch but overall it was a relaxing day and well i am going to prepare myself for the faci who is going to act like a bastard child for my IT Project Management on thursday and hopefully he would like give me an "A" >.<

Ok fellas i know everyone is getting sick with flu headaches or something like that SO THE ONE AND ONLY EPIC MUDKIPZ IS GONNA GIVE U FELLAS A SOLUTION THE NATURAL WAY it works kay been there done it.

Flu
Bowl of hot water
Eucalyptus oil
Towel

Step 1: Boil a bowl of hot water
Step 2: Drip a few drops of eucalyptus oil into the water
Step 3: Put the towel over your head and breath in the steam that evaporates from the solution for the next 5 - 10 mins

Headaches
Knife
Lemon that is yellow not green
Bed

Step 1: Peel the lemon
Step 2: Toss the lemon away keep what you peeled
Step 3: Put the lemon hull on your forehead with the yellow side up

Note: you dont really need to toss the lemon away u can make tea with it and tea helps to sooth the soul

Cough
Honey
Lemon
Cup of hot water
Tea spoon

Step 1: Boil the water
Step 2: Squeeze the lemon and toss it
Step 3: Add 2 teaspoons of honey into the water with lemon juice and mix thoroughly
Step 4: Drink it

Disclaimer: If you die don't look for me i wont be responsible for your death but most people i have told to do this has said it works and its 10 times cheaper then going to a doctor.

All of these illnesses are stress and fatigue induced its the school period so i know everyone is stressed unless your me because mudkips dont feel stress or fatigue we do random shit all the time >.< if you guys need help on issues do tell i will be glad to help.

MUDKIPZ WAS HERE

Wierd coincidences

2009-05-10T05:37:00.000-07:00

GOT A NEW TITLE AT WORK I AM KNOWN AS A TRACKER.....
Just went through what seems like a billion photos of someone i was tracking and POOF i saw someone i know in class waiting tables with what seems like a twin sister lol you will know who you are when i ask you >.< ...

Well i worked overnight at WWF (world wide festival) party at sentosa which ended at 10am on sunday its really an eye opener.
1st. Numbers of foreigners out numbered locals 3 to 1
2nd. No one and i mean no one tried to use borrowed or fake IDs
3rd. We had people trying to make out on the beach in front of a million people
4th. No one puked their guts out in public
5th. People still drinking at 9 in the morning

Anyhow here is a list of DJ's that spun throughout the entire night.

Boring saturday

2009-05-09T00:27:00.000-07:00

This is nuts its a saturday and i am bored out of my mind.... Well i gotta work over night from 12am -1pm at sentosa for some apparent reason my boss refuses to tell me its probably providing security detail for some crappy event or something. Anyhow it appears my issues are not going away for sometime but whatever everything is fine when i drown myself in work and pwning noobs on Counterstrike:source and have then rage randomly at me... Anyhow heres a little something i did because i felt insanely bored i took names of people i know and entered them on urban dictionary.com and looked up their meanings dont worry i wont put anything obscene ill start with myself yeah.

Alex - Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Dickson - A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures

Herman - a dance move that involves the moving of your arms in the air in a diagonal motion.

Jasper - The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

Lina -Nice beautiful young woman

Ray - Refers to a male whose appearance is hip, fresh and shiny like (x-)rays

Sandra - A strong name for a strong woman

Michelle - In hebrew means like god and has incredible sex appeal

Blair - the state of being strong, creative, and beautiful

Marcus - someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him.

Max - Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning (ask me if ur intrested this is really obscence.)

Thomas - The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet

Tony - A horny bastard (lulwhut)

Amanda - typically a very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women

Roy - someone who is highly appeasing.

William - A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing

Haja - To say something is funny or made you laugh. It is the urban or new age gangsta way to say haha

Brian - A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around

Steven - Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated

If i forgot anybody which i most certiantly did i got lazy and decided to stop here... If ya want your name up msn me and ill put it in my next post...
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2009-05-07T16:11:00.001-07:00

Woo going to school after drinking 1/4 bottle of bourbon isnt exactly gonna make you feel like a million bucks but hell yeah i did that for the past 2 night so why not today to. Well my buddies in school are like dude seriously go sleep you are crazy. I cant help it i find drinking and listen to jazz much more relaxing than sleeping weird huh. Time to wash off that alcohol smell and douse the rest of it with cologne and breath mints.

Sup people

2009-05-07T09:44:00.001-07:00

Sup fellas i just took a walk for like 2 hours in the park with my laptop strung to my shoulders thinking what i really what to do with my life and well i didn't really come up with much of a conclusion even after that 2 hours looks like its another night with bourbon and jazz again.
Well i am starting this blog because a lot of people were like O.o your like 20 years old and and you don't have a blog or facebook common dude your lying. So after today all you assholes that keeps saying those kinda crap to me are gonna have me say " **** you i have one now go away leave me alone. "

Well yeah if u did read my driving status its suspended because i decided to be stupid and stop pretty close behind a police car at the traffic light off punggol park and some random dude just rammed my car from behind and my car hit the police car that was stopped infront of me pretty phail rite. And not to mention i was chugging burbon shots 10 mins ago and it all went into a downhill spiral from there. I just got a letter saying my driving license has been suspended for 6months or i do need to pay a $10,000 fine for drink driving and get 6demerit points i am gonna pick the suspension for sure. So now i am gonna wave my mitsubishi lancer evo 4 good bye forever as i send the poor girl to the repair shop and then resell it to my brother in law. And to make matters worse i broke up with my girlfriend on sunday and it seriously sucks to be me right now everything seems to be going down like a downward spiral.

Well enough about emo crap. Today's facilitator Chan Khai Hong (from it project management) is like a demon from Satan's army with a machine gun that has unlimited bullets. Fromt he start of the day to the end he was shooting everyone with his gun and didnt even stop to think about the feelings of students that he teaches. However after that 2 hour long walk i do think that he has the right mindset he does try to motivate his students by pushing them hard to do work and he makes sure you do know what the hell you present but he needs to be less aggressive. I even had to help some other team because the "DEMON" was proding them for information that they didnt even have in the first place because they do not work as fast as i do and i was like "wtf they dont know stop asking you idiot".

Well enough about all that kinda shit i ama go drink my bourbon while listening to jazz and hopefully i can fall asleep because i haven't slept a wink in 2 days already and in case you fellas are wondering bourbon is hard liquor thats 120pure u don't just chug it down in 3 swigs you will die... cya peepz

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